the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
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overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
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If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch
if you make anyone feel bad about their body u a bitch
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